Tag: humor
group name: dailygrind
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May 01, 2007 04:38 AM EDT --
This is one I thought many could relate to when I read it in my email.
Real mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably . . . more
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August 07, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I got more then I bargained for
When I stopped in the local bar
What started out as barely a fight
Turned out to be one . . . more
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May 08, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
Whille cleaning the basement last week, I came across a canvas on a shelf. I'd forgotten I even had it.
This made me realize instead of it just sitting there gathering dust, I should attempt . . . more
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March 21, 2007 08:51 PM EDT --
I’ve been substitute teaching (subbing) for a couple months. I remember how eager I was the first day of subbing. I was in sixth grade. I knew I would be wonderful. I would walk in the room and introduce . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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November 08, 2006 06:42 PM EST --
Now that the elections are FINALLY over, the detritus still lines the streets. What does one do with left-over political yard signs? Aside from the obvious "sun don't shine" relocation, . . . more
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November 28, 2006 05:08 AM EST --
(I worked all day on monday, so please forgive my lateness)
Den dare was da time dat Guidry boy went to da lumberyard, Fred Mills lumber yard and he said he wanted to buy some 4 by 2's and Mr. Fred . . . more
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July 06, 2007 04:43 PM EDT --
A monthly publication has a section encouraging picturesque speech. I thought it might be fun to get some of the cobwebs out by creating a category skewed a bit away from picturesque speech. . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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October 20, 2006 05:53 PM EDT --
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers
unconscious . . . more
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June 22, 2007 01:21 AM EDT --
The phone rings at Kennebunkport and the senior George Bush answers.
On the line is his son the President. He says to his father, "Member how Jeb said I'd never end up on Mount Rushmore? Well . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 28, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
I thougt that these were cute. They came to me in an email this morning.
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
Mao well lives up to his name.
Mao, I wanna go out.
I let him out the back stairs.
Mao, he whines, less than a
minute later, I wanna come in. It
is cold on the back stairs. Besides,
there are no . . . more
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September 16, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
With apologies to Judith Viorst.
Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School.
* * . . . more
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . . more
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December 08, 2006 12:28 AM EST --
When I saw this one I felt I had to post it. It came in an email.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you . . . more
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October 17, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
These two good ones come from another website and were posted for anyone. No author given.
President Calvin Coolidge once invited friends from his hometown to dine at the White House. Worried about their . . . more
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November 21, 2006 12:48 PM EST --
(Three words of caution: tongue in cheek!)
Girls, this is a fairy tale with a cautionary moral. Listen carefully, and learn from my mistakes. Don't fall for the first bald guy you meet!
When I first . . . more
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