Tag: funny
group name: dailygrind
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October 23, 2006 10:58 PM EDT --
I heard this joke on the radio the other day while driving and I couldn't stop to write it down, so I am going to attempt to retell this as I remember it going.
Two ladies, Hilda and Bessie, were . . . more
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October 22, 2007 07:54 AM EDT --
Here's a quick quote I came across
No sense being pessimistic...it wouldn't work anyway.
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October 03, 2007 10:53 PM EDT --
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October 06, 2006 10:26 AM EDT --
I'll start off with
old dishes
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October 06, 2006 10:21 AM EDT --
A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the
Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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October 05, 2006 08:41 AM EDT --
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMW9IVn0qy8
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November 03, 2006 06:54 AM EST --
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " . . . more
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December 09, 2006 11:54 AM EST --
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. . . . more
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March 21, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
From an email this morning
I owe my mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just . . . more
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . . more
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October 05, 2006 03:01 PM EDT --
We watched RV with Robin Williams this weekend. It is a great family show and very funny. I suggest it for the upcoming cold days ahead.
Good Family Movie
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October 17, 2006 07:00 PM EDT --
Trick Or Treat smell my feet.
Author unknown ; )
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October 22, 2006 09:46 PM EDT --
Fishing
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October 20, 2006 09:46 AM EDT --
This is funny ( I got this in an email):
Mine Says :
I sang to a phone because I am not a homosexual.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I . . . more
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November 29, 2006 09:10 AM EST --
These have been around for a long time, but worth another read!
The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics...this may bring a tear to
your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days . . . more
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October 11, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
These came from the internet. Maybe you will like one or all three.
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has . . . more
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October 20, 2006 05:53 PM EDT --
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers
unconscious . . . more
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January 03, 2007 06:07 AM EST --
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, . . . more
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October 24, 2007 09:41 AM EDT --
I have some hunting friends that come every year. They are a nice group of guys. Most of them are firemen from around the Denver area. For the most part they are bow hunters and . . . more
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